26.11.12

Toxic Oil Syndrome

I was at Victoria Market the other day and saw a stall vendor move one of the non-halal chickens into the halal chicken tray after someone had purchased the existing one. Being an atheist, I don't much care whether I eat that which has been forbidden by the gods or not but some people would care. And I think everyone should have the right to make an informed decision regarding their purchase. Even if I think they are wasting their money. I'm looking at you, Apple Macintosh users.

Now I have to admit, I could have confronted the butcher/vendor but I did not mostly because I did not expect it to achieve anything more than perhaps her temporarily moving it back. But she was doing the Wrong Thing. Hardly scandal of the year, and sometimes Wrong Things are too appealing to refuse, but the Wrong Thing nonetheless. I would be astounded to hear that the person who bought that chicken went home and got smote by their god for violating his arbitrary rules regarding slaughtering some living things but not other living things.

And yet, the right to make an informed purchase is far more important than we would normally assume. In Spain there was some kind of embargo on olive oil - I don't know the details, look it up. And what was happening was people were importing some other kind of oil (rapeseed perhaps?) that was not fit for consumption, but could be made "fit for consumption" if you bathed it in chemicals first.

So they did exactly this, then claimed it was regular old olive oil and people bought tons of it and cooked it, ate it, used it to lubricate their sex, whatever you normally do with olive oil. Everything was great, the vendors were making money, circumventing an embargo, presumably no one who bought the olive oil was unhappy with it... and then... the consumers of the oil began to express symptoms of "toxic oil syndrome" (not a pre-existing condition, but one that doctors made up to describe the bullshit that was happening to them).

The main problem here is that each individual in the chain has done Nothing Wrong. The consumers thought they were buying olive oil, used it as olive oil. The importers bought the rapeseed oil expecting it was going to be used to clean engine parts. The retailers cleaned the oil in the way they thought would remove all of its dangerous constituents, and then sold it as "Olive Oil" expecting consumers to not know the difference (consumers didn't by the by). Had they sold it as "chemically-cleaned rapeseed oil" then they would have done Nothing Wrong either, and blame would shift to the consumers who substituted questionable product for olive oil.

Informed purchases are more than just "something nice" that all businesses should do. It should be the law. In a lot of cases it is the law. But then what is with "extra light" olive oil (it has nothing to do with 'extra virgin' or 'low fat' by the way), meat pies made out of pig snout and camel lips, soft drink with 16 teaspoons of sugar per glass, or "cage-free" eggs?

Our government really needs to pull its finger out of its arse and address the lawlessness of labelling and consumer confusion.

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13.3.09

Now even fucking Google is trying to put me in a box

  • "This video is not available in your country."
  • "Willkommen bei YouTube!
    Vorgeschlagene Sprache (von uns festgelegt): Deutsch
    Du kannst die Sprache über die Links oben neben dem YouTube-Logo ändern.
    Klicke auf "OK", um die Einstellung zu übernehmen, oder auf "Abbrechen", um die Website in Englisch anzuzeigen.


WHAT BULLSHIT IS THIS?? Everything I love about the internet seems to be going to shit lately. Why would I only want to look at videos made by people from my country or my language? If I wanted to talk to the people around me, I wouldn't do it through fucking Youtube. Youtube, and most social networking sites, chat rooms, and probably even most websites are all about people who don't live down the road from you. It's so fucking awesome to chat/play games/watch videos with people from Karachi, Milan, Shanghai, Antarctica... ok, its not always awesome. But it has the potential to be awesome. You can share opinions about politics, video games, culture, dodgy companies and annoying bastards.

Your sex, race, age, religion all count for nothing unless you specifically choose it to. Sure, that leads to situations made famous by anti-technology activists like 60 year old paedophiles pretending to be 11 year old girls. OK, just as a side note here (and its sort of relevant in a way) why the FUCK is 'paedophile' supposedly incorrect spelling according to the US spelling dictionary? I know they spell it 'pedophile' (yeah that's better underline that one bitch). But surely, surely, surely, surely they should consider the CORRECT spelling as at least an alternate and not INCORRECT. Pfft fucking ridiculous. But yeah, somewhat relevant - why would I encounter that problem unless I was on the internet? It's not like I would walk through Grosvenor Square and have someone stop me and say 'excuse me sir, paedophile should be spelled without an a'. And then I'd right click him and select Dictionary -> English_AU. You can be yourself on the internet, without fear of anything being unladylike if you're a lady or too white if you're white or stupid if you're American. There's also no fear of retribution: if you're an arsehole by nature, you can be an arsehole.

Being on the internet, being an internet personality, its an international thing. You aren't bound by rules or laws of any specific country (except sometimes of wherever the server is located). On the internet, youre not part of a country, ethnic group, sex or anything you cant avoid being part of in real life. The beauty of this chaotic, uncensored, raw environment is amazing and boundless. Sure, letting people do whatever they want also creates its problems. But that just makes it interesting and having experienced countless viruses, including loss of control of computer, data loss, components being fried, I don't think you can say I haven't yet experienced the worst of it. And yes, I've also encountered tubgirl, kitten stomping, prolapse pics, cp, snuff, church of fudge, swap.avi, pain olympics, pretty much everything.

The internet is fucking great, now Australia is trying to censor and moderate everything thats going on. Fucking wicked. Obedient K Rudd will most likely cower to the demands of Sony et al, and force ISPs to block torrents as well as porn. Facebook will start to cost money, or be taken over by Microsoft and crammed with even more ads than it has now. Wikipedia won't be open to editing by anyone. In fact, possibly, Australia will block it altogether. And Google, the company thats supposed to have a shred of good will and decency, they are putting me in a box. I can't watch Australian videos because I'm in fucking England. This is such bullshit. And Tor takes a million fucking years to download youtube videos. FOR FUCKS SAKE!!

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2.8.08

Australia treats you like a child: banned content in Australia

No film, book or video game should be "refused classification" i.e. banned in Australia. We have a range of ratings from those suitable for small children right up to those unsuitable for Australian states. Adults have the right to chose what they will be exposed to, and Australia does not have the right to
chose on their behalf.

Between 1930 and 1940 the Office of Film and Literature Classification (OFLC) banned films because they discussed communism, blasphemy or simply were "not in the public interest" (this film dealt with child birth). Currently the reasons the OFLC use are a little better: Cannibal Holocaust is a very graphic 80's film about cannibalism and Ken Park is a film about a group of adolescents with abusive homes; you can see the reasons for banning but it still comes down to Australia's belief that Australians don't have the ability to chose what they want to watch.

It's understandable why Wolf Creek or Underbelly would be banned until the respective trials were closed, but we not only have an R18+ rating (the commonly accepted age where people are considered adults in Australia) but a further X18+ which can not be sold in Australian states (only territories). So there is no argument that the reason is that some material is unacceptable for children (of course there is a lot of films that are unacceptable) as the rating scheme goes high enough to exclude all non-adults.

But it is important to be very careful with what is given the highest rating and what is banned altogether. In China, films and books are banned if they represent the government in anything but a positive light, if they suggest Tibet or Taiwan are their own independent countries. I doubt it is like that currently in Australia, but the fact that we could go in that direction is incredibly concerning.

So it comes down to: Australia believes Australian adults can't choose media that they will think acceptable. If someone will be offended by graphic imagery of cannibalism, then I would think they wouldn't watch a film named Cannibal Holocaust. Even if the content is not obvious in the title, it is most likely obvious in the blurb; but at the very least: it will be obvious in the listed reasons to why the film received the classification - maybe R18+ high level violence, depictions of cannibalism, sexual references

So this brings me to the reason why I bothered to write this at all.... Fallout 3 has been refused classification by the OFLC because it contains drug use. Now, there a second problem here: video games do not have an R18+ rating so anything that does not fit into the MA category or below will be refused classification. This is a string in censorship of otherwise good games: Manhunt, Postal 2, GTA SA, GTA 4. The first pair for violence, the second for sexual content.

I haven't even got onto books yet, and at this stage it looks like I might give it a miss. You may think, well books and literature are one thing but video games are different. If anything, video games should be LESS subject to censorship laws: an FBI study showed that only 12% of psychopaths played violent video games while 24% watched violent movies and 30-something% read violent books. An Australian study showed that the playing of violent video games does not render children prone to violent behaviour.

Basically, if Australia thinks that Australian adults can't appropriately make a choice about what to watch then they are treating them like children. Children can only watch G or PG movies. Similarly, Australians can only watch up to R-rated movies and play up to MA-rated games, and some things are totally unsuitable for the Australian adults mind like blasphemy, cannibalism and drug use. Who gave them this right to choose on our behalf? Who gave them the right to treat us like children? Oh... right.

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