Adobe Reader has updated

I didn't approve this.

Sigh. I suppose the time has come to unregister its crapware from startup again.
...and it appears now it wants to restart... silly Adobe, restarts are for kernel upgrades and well-behaved software. You narrowly avoid permanent removal by being the only reasonably good solution to viewing pdfs.

I miss Linux. You felt in control of your own computer in Linux; Windows is more like... submitting to be buffeted around by the various third-party upgrades that are required to make your operating system not suck cocks.